PU Presents: Dead Zed Zombie - Monka-Hunka-Chunka Love!

PU Presents Dead Zed Zombie: Episode 4, Season 2

Monka-Hunka-Chunky Love

Welcome one and all to another episode of Dead Zed Zombie presented exclusively by Pittsburgh Underground! Well the holidays have come and gone and we're all back to the grind of our daily lives (or deaths as is the case with our old pal Dead Zed).

As the year pushes on it's safe to say we've all felt a little under appreciated at times as we do whatever it is we do. Even Zed feels the banality of his own daily undead existence as you'll plainly see in this episode.

With that said we want all our viewers to chime in this time - post some comments, replies, etc. about Dead Zed Zombie, Rico Roacho, and Wolfgang Moonbang! What do you want to see in a future episode? LET US KNOW!!! We love hearing from our viewers and we want to know what you think!

Like us on your Facebook page and follow us on Twitter! Also, post to us on our blog at www.PU-Zine.com We want to hear from you (especially Zed - he's driving us frickin' nuts!). And as always, don't forget to stay tuned - we'll be back next month with an all new episode!

Movies That Have Everything: Barnabus Bailey's Side Show Freaks!

Greetings all you ghouls and tools! Our old pal Barnabus Bailey is at it again, this time with a new addition to has parade of the macabre - Barnabus Bailey Presents: Side Show Freaks!

Side Show Freaks will be airing every month as an addition to all the spooktacular fun that The Greatest Show Unearthed has to offer - everything from short film showcases, off the beaten path talent, horror genre documentaries and other projects from Independent Filmmakers! These special episodes will air 1-2 weeks prior to the full feature episode of The Greatest Show Unearthed.

So without further adieu, lets watch the premier episode!!!

Barnabus Bailey - Side Show Freaks / Episode 1

Hey wait!!! The fun doesn't end there! More Barnabus to come, plus a BRAND NEW Dead Zed Zombie airing here tonight at midnight!!! So keep your ass glued to the screen - see you later tonight here at Pittsburgh Underground!!!

Movies That Have Everything: Pittsburgh Dad at the Hollywood Theater Hollywood Theater Inat!

Please note,  the following has been translated into Pittsburghese for your optimum enjoyment...

Hey gang! Starting tonight through Sadurdy, Picksburg (Pittsburgh) Dad will be showing at da Hollywood Theater before da main features starting at 7PM. Fer dose of yinz who've never heard of da Picksburgese talkin' and walkin' Pittsburgh Dad, here's a quick clip to give yinz an idea of da fun in store!

Pittsburgh Dad in Snow

Pittsburgh Dad is the one minute sitcom created by Chris Wootton and Chris Preksta and is shown on the Pittsburgh Dad YouTube Channel every Tuesday.

Wait a second... did we mention main features? Ats right kids... after da short, da  Hollywood Theater  will also be showing  Roadie.  Check aht da trailer!

Roadie (2012 Trailer)

Canned from a 20-year job as roadie for Blue Oyster Cult, Jimmy is broke and desperate. With nowhere else to go, he returns home to Forest Hills, Queens to visit his aging mother, where a wild night with some hard-partying high school friends shows him that some things never change. From director Michael Cuesta (L.I.E., Twelve and Holding), ROADIE features powerful performances from Ron Eldard, Bobby Cannavale, Jill Hennessy and a refreshingly eclectic 70s hard rock soundtrack.

The Amityville Horor (1979)

lso, don't ferget da other great shows this weekend at da  Hollywood Theater starting at 9:30 PM! On Thursdy and Sadurdy da Amityville Horror (da amazing 1979 version starring a very young  Margot Kidder) will be showing  (click HERE to see the trailer on Youtube).

And on Frydy at 9:30, da one and only,  The Room,  starring da infamous Johnny Wiseau. Dubbed da Citizen Kane of sucko movies, this is one of dose flicks that yinz hafta see to believe! 

The Room (2003 Trailer)

So git yinzes dupa to da  Hollywood Theater  this week fer some fun that you'll never ferget! Also, don't ferget to check aht their schedule of upcoming events.  Da gang from Picksburg Underground hopes to see yinz dere!

Wanna know more abaht Pittsburghese?  Zip on over to da Pittsburghese Website fer more info on our amazing regional dialect!

Fundays At 420: Saturday Morning in Space!

Space Ghost, Moltar, & Zorak  (Hanna Barbara)

Hello primitive earth beings! It time again for another Fundays at 420 segment on Pittsburgh Underground! This week we wax the light nostalgic with a look back to the future! Set the wayback machine between the era of 1970's and 1980's - destination Saturday morning cartoons! Back in the the days of pet rocks and disco as it bled into Flock of Seagulls hair and gummy worms, we were all looking to the future and all it's possibilities.

Although there were as many interpretations of what was to come as there were actual music videos on MTV, on thing was for sure - the future was going to be a better place than the stink we were sitting in. Hell, even old staples like the Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, the Partridge Family, Gilligan's Island, and Josie and the Pussycats all took a quantum leap in what could be. 

So sit back and relax, for the future looks bright in these futuristic themes from this 80's cavalcade of cartoons!

CLICK BELOW TO CONTINUE ON WITH SHOW!!!

PU it Stinks!: Government Censorship of Your Internet

Greetings users! The gang here at Pittsburgh Underground does our best to stay out of the political spectrum if at all possible, but there are times when the whirlpool of disaster known as Congress can't help but suck PU toward their gravitational pull of doom.

With that said -  if you're an avid internet user, can't go a day without your Facebook or Twitter, and are a Wikipedia or Google addict, then you are most likely aware of the big blackout today in response to the geniuses in Congress who are attempting to make our life on the information super highway a lot less super.

Basically, there are two bills before Congress right now known as the Protect IP Act (PIPA) and the Stop Online Privacy Act (SPOA) that would censor the net to a former shell of what it is now. Both bills would employ similar methods of censorship that are already imposed in China, including search engines that would be forced to delete entire websites from their search results.

In a word - it's the usual bag of dicks that our government wants to force us to swallow.

Fear not programs! Our saviors from Google have stepped up today with an easy way to give the electronic high hard one to Big Brother in the form of a quick petition that will be presented to the boobs that run our country before they vote on these insipid new rules on January 24th, 2012. To jump on the big FU to Congress train, check out Google's End Piracy, Not Liberty Campaign and sign up today! 

Google is up for the right to fight for your civil liberties, even President Obama digs the cause, and you know that the gang here at good ol' PU will go in swinging until the last bad idea goes down with a thud! Show those congressional cock-smokers that you will not be silenced and that quiet frankly...

PU IT STINKS!!!

Movies That Have Everything: Creature From The Black Lagoon At The Hollywood Theater THIS WEEK!!!

Greetings to all our scary and scaly! Our good friends at The Hollywood Theater in Dormont, PA have the dish on the fish as they unleash another classic horror film out of the vaults for you to soak in! For two nights only comes 1954 extravaganza, Creature From The Black Lagoon!

Julie Adams with The Creature (ah... yet another reason to love sea food!)

Starting tonight at 7 PM and again 9:30 PM along with a final showing on Thursday at 7 PM you can see the creep from the deep in all his fish-tacular glory! Starring Richard Carlson and Julie Adams (grrrrowl!!!) along with  Ricou Browning and Ben Chapman respectively in the title role as the creature, this old-school extravaganza is sure to float your boat! Take a look at the trailer below!

Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954 Trailer) 

Remember! Creature from the Black Lagoon at the Hollywood Theater plays tonight and tomorrow sink or swim, so don't flounder in your own juices - get to the Hollywood tonight!!!

PU it Stinks!: Back to the Grind...

BLAM I SAY! BLAM!!!

Happy bloody New Year my minions! Well here we go again… the holidays have now melted away from memory leaving only the course grit of the daily grind ahead. I don’t know about you, but after having two full weeks of uninterrupted bliss only to be forced back into the daily reality of our everyday survival has been more of a urinal cake than a cake walk.

The worst of this grim return comes from the inevitable adjustment period that most of us have to make from ‘care-free’ lifestyle while off on holiday to the overly regimented oppression we soak up daily in order to cobble out a meager living for ourselves. Although being thankful for having a way to support oneself can’t be overlooked, it can however, numb us to the constant gorging from the shit trough in order to achieve that universal goal that we all strive for - complete and utter freedom to do whatever it is we want to do, even if it is only for a few measly weeks out of the long year.

Not to beat a dead horse, just understand that the gang and I from Pittsburgh Underground completely sympathize with your plight. If your week has been anything like mine – bottomless meetings that equate to being hit in the head with a sack of hammers, endless small talk about topics no one cares about, and irritating commutes within a sea the of fools then you’re in good company. Finally, factor in acclimating yourself to ungodly wake up times tangled up in sleepless nights, forced feeding schedules with lackluster, yet pricey, cafeteria food combined with overly-sunny co-workers that can’t wait to start the work year and you get where I’m coming from – the ratio of shit eating to blissful ‘me’ time is a grossly mismanaged mess.

Now… with that off my chest, just remember that the gang here at PU gets it and we are here to soften the inevitable blow to your shattered soul caused by your daily dose of bending over. Stop back soon – we have lots of fun to keep your mind off the pain. You are not alone in this fight so when the world has got you ground down to a bloody pulp, just remember...

PU IT STINKS!!!

Geek Gear: Because You Didn't Get What You Wanted

Good evening you shambling shifty-eyed sharts! The big man himself, Sandy Claws, has come and gone, and we at the Pittsburgh Underground find ourselves...mostly satisfied. What's that, you ask? What more could you possibly want other than honey-baked ham, a nog hangover, a decayed index finger in a velvet-lined box, a mysterious abundance of pine needles in your knickers, and a big ole sledgehammer? Do you also find yourself feeling a little let down by your holiday haul? Allow Mad-Dash, your mistress of the deep corners of the interwebs, to present you with some great post-holiday deals. You greedy bastards.

PU Pulp Posters: CRUD! Issue #2

CRUD! / Issue 2 / Merry Fishmas!

PU Artist, Karl 'Chops' Huber

(Click to Download a Full Version)

Ho Ho Ho and whadda ya know gang!!! You didn't really think that the gang here at good ol' Pittsburgh Underground was finished givin' out the goods did you? Not if your old uncky Chops has anything to say about it!

As a matter of fact,the latest PU Pulp Poster was just dropped off at PU Headquarters from the old boy himself! Commemorating a mixture of the Xmas holiday and the Italian Xmas Eve tradition of the Feast of the Seven Fishes, PU proudly presents CRUD! Issue #2 / Merry Fishmas! by PU Artist Chops Huber.

Download this PU Pulp Poster for FREE and send it to all your friends and family as an extra little something special for the holiday season!

We hoped you enjoyed these little visions of sugar plums from your pals here at good ol' PU - stop back with us in the new year for more mischief and maheym, glory and gore, and all the crazy stew you can muster buster! Feliz Navidad!!!

PU Presents: Dead Zed Zombie - Xmas Chaos!

PU Presents Dead Zed Zombie: Episode 3, Season 2
Xmas Chaos

Howdy all you greedy little beggars!!!  Well, it's finally time to get tanked on egg-nog, sniff some glue, and possibly pass out under the tree!

This year we had an entire Xmas thing planned for Dead Zed, Richo Roacho, and Wolfgang Moonbang - really we did! Unfortunately it didn't exactly work out the way we had envisioned, but then again - it's the thought that counts right?!

With that said, we wanted to thank all our loyal PU viewers for another fine year of mayhem, madness, and monkey shines (that's right ya whipper snappers! Monkey shines!). We'll see you in the new year for more insanity so stay tuned to your pals here at Pittsburgh Underground! Feliz Navidad